Monday, June 24, 2013

INFATUATED WITH THE BROOM


Dear Amelia,

I kept seeing you going in and out of your room with the broom. It was so frequent that I suspected you were practising witchcraft. Until that one day I secretly sneaked into your room with my video camera to verify it. Surprisingly, you were just sweeping the floor?

Girl, I know maintaining your environment clean is important to keep you going. But please don't overdo. Getting yourself annoyed by strands of hair or some tiny dirt all day long doesn't help. It's a disorder that you should consult your psychiatrist. Learn to live harmoniously with a certain amount of impurity. You may find yourself improved in adapting to new unknown places in the future.



3 comments:

  1. the hair just flies back out of the dustpan when you already swept it in

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    1. then we just tend to pick every single strand up separately. (tired, phew...)

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  2. haha yeah. pressing your fingers to those hair and dust, hoping your skin is magnetic to them

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